

Heather Duke: Veronica, you look like hell. Veronica after she shoots J.D.: You know what I want? Cool guys like you out of my life. Jason Dean: The only place different social types can genuinely get along with each other is in heaven. Veronica Sawyer: My teenage angst bullshit now has a body count. I've already started underlining meaningful passages in her copy of Moby Dick, if you know what I mean? Veronica Sawyer: I was thinking more along the lines of slitting Heather Duke's wrists open, making it look like suicide. Jason Dean: Wanna go out tonight? Catch a movie? Miniature golf? Veronica Sawyer: Heather, why are you such a mega-bitch? Veronica Sawyer: If you were happy every day of your life you wouldn't be a human being. Jason Dean: Seven schools in seven states and the only thing different is my locker combination. Veronica's Dad: I don't patronize bunny rabbits! Veronica Sawyer: All we want is to be treated like human beings, not to be experimented on like guinea pigs or patronized like bunny rabbits. Veronica Sawyer: I say we just grow up, be adults and die. Jason Dean: Our love is God, let's go get a Slushie. It's got that it's-a-cruel-world-let's-throw-ourselves-in-the-abyss type ambience. Jason Dean: The extreme always seems to make an impression. Jason Dean: That's the stupidest question I've ever heard.Ĭourtney: If I got that money, I'd give it all to the homeless. Veronica Sawyer: You inherit 5 million dollars the same day aliens land on the earth and say they will blow it up in 2 days. Jason Dean: There *are* no stupid questions. Veronica Sawyer: This may seem like a really stupid question. I'm worshiped at Westerburg and I'm only a junior. Heather Chandler: They all want me as a friend or a fuck. Today that's about the least private thing I can think of. Veronica Sawyer: You're throwing your life away to become a statistic on U. Heather McNamara: Suicide is a private thing. Ram's father: My dead son is gay! I love my dead gay son! Veronica: This isn't just a spoke in my menstrual cycle. Veronica's dad: Will someone tell me why I smoke these damn things? Veronica's dad: Somebody tell me why I read these damn spy novels.

Heather Chandler: You were nothing before you met me. Heather Chandler: I brought you to a Remington party and what's my thanks? It's on a hallway carpet. Veronica: I better motor, if I'm gonna make the funeral. You think I'm going to drink that just because you call me chicken? Just give me the cup. Heather Chandler: No, Heather, it's Heather's turn. Heather Macnamara: It's your turn Heather. If you want to fuck with the eagles, you have to learn to fly. Veronica: Heather says real life sucks losers dry. Veronica: They're all Swatch dogs and Diet Coke heads. If you don't have a brewski in your hand you might as well be wearing a dress.
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I use my great IQ to decide what color lip gloss to wear and how to hit three keggers before curfew. Veronica: My parents wanted to move me into high school out of the sixth grade, but we decided to chuck the idea because I'd have trouble making friends, blah, blah, blah.

Heather Duke: Veronica, why are you pulling my dick?
